I want to have your abortion
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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