i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
