Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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