Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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