i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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