at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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