Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The Olympian is in my bed
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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