This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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