She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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