with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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