WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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