I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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