But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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