:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
