how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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