someone get that fucking seahorse.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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