I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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