im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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