All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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