Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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