Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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