you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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