Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
