She is in my trunk
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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