I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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