well you can't waste a boner
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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