I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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