guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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