I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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