It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize