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Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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