I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
40s are totally the cure
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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