the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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