Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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