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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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