No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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