Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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