i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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