Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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