Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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