We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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