Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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