We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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