I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize