I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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