She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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