You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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