Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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