Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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