just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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