You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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