So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
