soooo we both peed the bed last night...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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