I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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